On the rack: 
Toni, lead singer in/from Revolt of Darwin


Wretched sinner, tell us about your latest deeds of evil and spite, [title of release]!

 

 

Well, the latest actual release would be the video for Charlie Don’t Surf, which is a 2 minutes 50 seconds Tour de Binge & Purge involving drunk teen chicks, vomit, fire, sweat, naked dudes, guitar thrashin’, titties and even a midget crossdresser. But right now we’re in the process of writing and recording new stuff. And come this fall both a single and a video will be released.


 

You fiend! You intend to tour the world with this devilish noise, don't you?!

 

 

Heck Yeah! The band is sporting a new line up (very exciting) and we’ll hit the club scene again in mid-september with a series of live shows, starting in Aalborg going through 3 german shows and then finally violating the CPH scene on october 1 at KB18. And we can’t hardly wait... Haven’t played a live show since early spring, and with the changes in the line-up things are going to be even more mental and outrageous when we conquer the small venues again.


 
I reckon you have many ungodly stories from your sinful tours. You might as well give us the worst story since we're preparing to fry you anyway!

 

 

We do not have a “worst” story yet?! At least not to my knowledge... All of our liveshows are done by the same recipe: Beer, booze, rock’n’roll, drugs, tittychasing and cockblocking. Mix all ingredients for a couple of hours, grab a guitar, kick in your favourite amplifier and you’re good to go...


 
Oh, you are indeed a wretch! If we had not caught you, what would you and your cohordes have done now? Recorded even more of your fiendish rattling?

 

 

As mentioned, yes… And if all goes according to the masterplan a full-length album will be out sometime during the winter to come. With everything you’d want from a Revolt of Darwin album including short fast tracks, long slow tracks, love songs, hate songs, songs of religion bashin’, songs of politics stompin’, an ode to fucking, and the new worlds Friday night anthem.
 


 
Damnations! You are beyond redemption. Name the five musical pieces that you want to bring with you when we send you to hell!

 

 

None, I’d imagine everything you could ever need would already be there...


 
  This Inquisition Symphony was conducted by the Power of Metal in August in the year of our Lord 2011.