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On the rack: Gerhard Storesund from Einherjer | |
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Wretched sinner, tell us about your latest deeds of evil and spite, [title of release]!
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Einherjer – Well, as a Viking metal band, we like to kick Christ in the ass from time to time. People who listen to Einherjer know what I’m talking about. It felt like it’s been a while, so we dug these tunes up from the ground. We gathered all our strengths, and compiled it into this gritty old school Viking metal thingy. |
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You fiend! You
intend to tour the world with this devilish noise, don't you?!
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Einherjer – Yes, I guess we’ll travel a bit, crash e few parties. First off is Norway in November along with Vreid and Kampfar. Hope they’re able to endure this terrible rock music. |
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I reckon you have many ungodly stories from your sinful tours. You might as well
give us the worst story since we're preparing to fry you anyway!
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Einherjer – What have you heard?? What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. That’s also goes for tours. My lips are sealed. |
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Oh, you are
indeed a wretch! If we had not caught you, what would you and your cohordes have
done now? Recorded even more of your fiendish rattling?
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Einherjer – Fortunately for us, you got us just AFTER the alleged recording. And as you know, we only record every other leap year. |
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Damnations!
You are beyond redemption. Name the five musical pieces that you want to bring
with you when we send you to hell!
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Einherjer – Well, I couldn’t take them with me to hell, because we all know hell doesn’t exist. I guess I could take these with me on my funeral pyre.
Bathory:
Twilight of the Gods Something like this, might change next week though. |
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| This Inquisition Symphony was conducted by the Power of Metal in September in the year of our Lord 2011. | |
