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On the rack: Don from Battlecross | |
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Wretched sinner, tell us about your latest deeds of evil and spite, 'Pursuit of Honor'!
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Battlecross – Oh, you’d like me to tell you, wouldn’t you?! SO BE IT, for you cannot keep me idle on this pathetic contraption you deem torturous! It is 10 sinfully savoury tracks of heavy metal; a blend of hymns from the Olde Gods of Thrash Metal and the reigning warlords that claim the throne of Melodic Death. We’ve mixed them together in our musical cauldron to summon the beast we call “Blue Collar Thrash”. |
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You fiend! You
intend to tour the world with this devilish noise, don't you?!
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Battlecross – With reckless abandon! You think you have me captive, but turn your eyes away for a mere second and I’ll be gone in a hellish flash, racing to gather my mates of misery in preparations to sow our sinful seed unto this Earth! To the four corners, we will lay waste! |
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I reckon you have many ungodly stories from your sinful tours. You might as well
give us the worst story since we're preparing to fry you anyway!
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Battlecross – As your fates have been so lucky, we have not embarked too far from our lair. But that will change as soon as I escape this infernal contraption! Aye, I admit I have no tale to tell, especially the sin and debauchery you so desire me to confess. Soon however, I’ll come back to haunt your days and curse your nights, and in devilish whispers you’ll be wise to the triumphs from our pagan pilgrimage! |
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Oh, you are
indeed a wretch! If we had not caught you, what would you and your cohordes have
done now? Recorded even more of your fiendish rattling?
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Battlecross – Caught me?! My dear pious fiend, you’ve only delayed the inevitable. We will unleash a heavy metal assault on our home land, if only to whet our appetite for world domination. Once we believe the populous of this floating mud ball has been immunized to our venom, we’ll hunker in our bunker to ready the next salvo. And then, those who survived our first wave will find themselves drawn to the very deeds of evil and spite you so denounce, as you yourself cannot deny the spectacle that is we! |
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Damnations!
You are beyond redemption. Name the five musical pieces that you want to bring
with you when we send you to hell!
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Battlecross – Only five? “To hell”, you say? Then I’ll make it appropriate: SLAYER – Hell Awaits; GWAR – Go to Hell; THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER – Christ Deformed; VADER – Devilizer; CANNIBAL CORPSE – Pit of Zombies. Take heed of these pieces, and listen well – they are the architecture for your doom! For even if you succeed in killing and banishing me to the nether realm, I WILL return. Give me your worst! HAVE AT YOU! |
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| This Inquisition Symphony was conducted by the Power of Metal in August in the year of our Lord 2011. | |
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