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On the rack: MAMMUTANT | |
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Wretched sinner, tell us about your latest deeds of evil and spite, 'Atomizer'!
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Mammutant: The album title speaks for itself, it is the soundtrack to the forthcoming downfall of mankind, a means to crush your planet into tiny pieces, or was it peaches?
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| You fiend! You intend to tour the world with this devilish noise, don't you?!
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| Mammutant: In order to eradicate the lot of you, we have no choice but to do extensive touring, bathing in the blood of the crowds, stuffing in tons of human testicles and other delicacies you puny labrats have to offer! ragullah! ah, and eyeballs, i love sucking out eyeballs from the sockets, let me start with yours, earthworm!
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| I reckon you have many ungodly stories from your sinful tours. You might as well give us the worst story since we're preparing to fry you anyway!
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| Mammutant: Hard to choose one, they are all so ungodly, maybe this one: after a gigantic outdoor festival on Mars, where all the E.T`s went totally apeshit when we started playing (as always), some 4 breasted groupies entered the backstage chamber asking for a "special treatment". we didn`t know what Marsian crewsluts have in mind when they are talking about special treatment, but after a little discussion we came up with : hey, maybe this one is just what you little maggots need! Then we had them strip naked, turning their asses towards us, suddenly we plugged their assholes with our brainslug-enema-device, we always take with us when touring the galaxy, turned it on, and here you go: girlies started to look like hyppopotamus, then all of a sudden a bubbling farting sound, and they went BURST!, the whole place a slimedripping mess, that was fun, kind of! Needless to say, we quickly packed our things, including the enema-machine, and went on to the next planet.
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| Oh, you are indeed a wretch! If we had not caught you, what would you and your cohordes have done now? Recorded even more of your fiendish rattling?
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| Mammutant: I can make your head explode only by using willpower, do you feel it, do you feel how your balls are already starting to swell?, hahaha! and no, we wonīt record another album, because your stinky planet wonīt last that long, the end of mankind is nye! itīs you who`s gonna fry, futhafuckas!
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| Damnations! You are beyond redemption. Name the five musical pieces that you want to bring with you when we send you to hell!
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| Mammutant: My own records of course, they simply are the best. then Voivod- Killing Technology, Triptykon- Eparistera Daimones, Akercocke- The Goat of Mendes, Morbid Angel- Covenant, Tom Waits- Blood Money, but enough of your foolish questions, i want to eat you up right now, slagurrasch rassmoyh!!!! | |
| This Inquisition Symphony was conducted by the Power of Metal in June in the year of our Lord 2010 |
