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On the rack: Dave (b.) from FUNEBRARUM | |
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Wretched sinner, tell us about your latest deeds of evil and spite, 'The Sleep of Morbid Dreams'!
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I have to confess that “The Sleep of Morbid Dreams” is truly a work of the Devil… All the members of FUNEBRARUM sold our souls to the Death Metal Gods – Nicke Andersson and Chris Reifert - and in return we were blessed by being able to create this album of truly Dark & Brutal Death Metal through which we hope to damn the immortal souls of each and every listener…
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| You fiend! You intend to tour the world with this devilish noise, don't you?!
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| If the powers of Darkness hold their sway, yes, we shall tour the world to spread our vile miasma of pestilence... We will make sure to infect Denmark most of all, in order to rid the earth of you and the rest of your holy inquisitors & send you all down into the deepest pits of Hell, among the exiled...
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| I reckon you have many ungodly stories from your sinful tours. You might as well give us the worst story since we're preparing to fry you anyway!
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| Well, unfortunately FUNEBRARUM has yet to tour, but we all have some sordid tales from some tours with some of our other bands... I was actually just on a European tour with EVOKEN back in April... My tales are perhaps not as disgusting as some of the sexploits... err, exploits of my band mates, but there was that trip to the Red Light district in
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| Oh, you are indeed a wretch! If we had not caught you, what would you and your cohordes have done now? Recorded even more of your fiendish rattling?
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| HA!! You can never hold us captive in your feeble clutches!! We have already cast off your chains and we are already beginning the de-composition for some new hymns of Death which will arrive in the form of a couple of new
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| Damnations! You are beyond redemption. Name the five musical pieces that you want to bring with you when we send you to hell!
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| For this particular line of interrogation, only the most evil albums will do... 1) MORBID ANGEL – ”Altars of Madness,” 2) DARKTHRONE – ”Soulside Journey,” 3) GROTESQUE – ”In The Embrace of Evil,” 4) ARCHGOAT – ”Angelcunt – Tales of Desecration,” 5) TEITANBLOOD – ”Seven Chalices!” These records are so Evil even Satan himself will have to bow before me when I show up and tell him to throw them on the turntable!!!
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| This Inquisition Symphony was conducted by the Power of Metal in June in the year of our Lord 2009 |
